Wonderings of a naive writer

Sometimes I sit and wonder why I even bother believing that what I want will be. These wonderings occur when I should be doing totaly different things, for instance, right now I really should be writing some swedish thing that I couldn't bother less about. The thing about these things are that I don't think they are unreachable, they could without any doubt be accomplished if I weren't so shy and careful, even if I want to I often don't have the guts to do it!

For some reason these wants mostly involve girls in some way, either I don't have what it takes to "go to the next level" or just taking the first step, like start talking or continue talking when the conversation has started. Most of the times it's that I can't come up with something interesting to say or do. My tongue and brain always get tied up when they shouldn't be. Everytime I regret that I didn't do anything when I had the chance...

"Some people cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go" - Slackware
This is a quote from my companions computer's operative system, I feel that I am one of those who make people happy whenever I go, I ask you now: why? WHY!?




Written by me, Mr. Oskkan,
not at his finest

A hideous follow-up

What-ho, gentlemen! (and the nasty rest of you!)

Now, we better start explaining things, like why we haven't updated this blog, lest some of you start itching for pressing the trigger aimed at our heads at point-blanc range. Well, we are IB students, and therefore have less time to spare than the rest of you lot; I, for instance, have been *cough*studying*cough* quite hard, wherefore my time for writing witty, crappy, and utterly useless blogposts has decreased.

One of the things I actually have done is a study on the subject of speed wobbles with a longboard - utmost fascinating, I say! It seems if your legs aren't relaxed, and your body weight isn't close to the ground, you nicely end up soaring through the air - just like an eagle - which was what I did, all to get a detailed view on the phenomenon. I was quite content with my scientific piece of research until I unveiled the fact that it actually hurts, and that it keeps hurting; this experiment hinders my running business, can you believe it!

Anyway, I should now go back to reading that cheery 1984, and write that stuff on the amiable Holden fellow, may the luck smile upon him. And hey, look at the time! And I'm supposed to actually get up on the morrow! Well, then...

Pip-pip, says your

Always humble and

somewhat fatuous, aff

companion and

 fellow Guttaperka.

Horrendous start

At last, it is over! Dear readers, you who wonder what I mean: the first schoolday is finally over. I feel I have over-strained myself, but my reward is grand. However, I met new people and refreshed my mind by talking to all old chaps I once met yonder.

Now I have reached my refuge and will spend the afternoon reading about David Copperfield, my one and only real friend. Shame on all you others, you Uriah Heeps! And... hey you, don't you dare look fishy when I'm talking to you! Anyway, Copperfield and maybe a bit of math - no not the math, just the book.

This could possibly, after all is considered and so on, prove a nice school year. At least we got rid of a few nuisances (such as those horrible 'teachers') and gained some pretty new faces.

Although it is nice to write and publish rubbish, and to do it only to remind people you are alive and still going strong, joy has it limits; I will go back reading and therefore say:
Ta-ta! (for this time)

New Design!

As you dear regular readers might have seen, we have a new design on our little blog!

This I think the new "outfit" fits our writing better then the last, it is also much sexier in my opinion, don't you agree?

Finlandia!

After a weekend in Finland my head is spinning! Not from everybody speaking finnish and I don't understanding a word, except makkara lopo and kiitos, but also from the boat ride back and forth. I ask you one thing, just one, why can't they have food that taste good in the buffé, is that so hard to do?

to sum up the weekend, it was a nice experience, meeting a lot of relatives and just having a swell time in the land of my ancestors.

20th august 2009

Hello everybody!

School starts in eight days and I'm freakin' pepped, not!!

Oh by the way sorry, my faithful readers, for not updating this little blog of mine...

More updates about my life later on!

Long time no see

It's been a long long time since last time anything was written here, today I think I'll change that.

To begin with I can easily say that my "new week-new life" thing did'nt really work out (haha) as well as I wanted it to. I'll have to change my life some other time.
The reason this didn't really work is probably because there was alot to do in school and stuff lik that.

Now during this summe "break" I'm having I will try to get my physique in better shape and to do all the stuff I have to.

Now we will just have to see how well this works out, wish me luck everyone.

Oskkan

A new week - A new lifestyle

With the start of this week my intention was to begin a "new" life, start training a little, finish my homework in time, keeping my apartment clean, and my hygiene in tip top shape, and such stuff. But all my thoughts had a rough start, I had two tests in school, "unfortunatly", I hadn't studied for any of them, so they didn't go so great, to be honest.

After school I was to do all my homework, writing an essay, but after about 250 words my head went blank, I couldn't think of anything to write about. So I thaught I''d do some workout instead, I can only say one thing about my "workout": "HAHAHA!!". It didn't go after my plans at all, I hardly had the stamina to do any pushups and even less do situps!! (Looks like Mr. Guttaperka had some more success.)

I hope the next they of my changed life will have, a little, more success to it.

// Oskkan

Edit: Guttaperka fixed some spelling errors (I left some to keep it "genuine")

The Phenomenon of Locked Wireless Networks

As a student who lives away from home getting access to the internet can be a problem at times. When this problem comes I can usually connect to one of my neighbours', but it seems like more and more people tend to lock their networks. This I can not understand, in Denmark the only way of escaping their IPRED law is by having open networks.

Now to my problem, and probably many more's, I don't feel like downlaoding through my own internet so I connect to my neighbour's, but is seems like he has figured out that someone (me) is using his internet. The result is that he closed his connection, and I'm sitting here with half movies(!?) who wants that? Not me, so I say;
- Open internet access for everyone!!

I hope you (my neighbour) reads this and do as I want!


Puh, now that my anger is gone I'll continue. When I look at how many wireless networks that are in the area I see about twenty, how many can I get access to the internet through? None is the answer; everybody has a password that has to be beaten before access is granted. These people might think that they are safer from the IPRED law if they close their connections, but this is not the right way to get past this problem, an open network is the way to go!
Let's say the police comes to you and says: "Someone has been downloading/uploading from this internet connection", if you have a closed network the options of who did it isn't that big, on the other hand, if you have an open network it is very easy and credible to say that some unknown person has been doing illegal via my internet and then add a face of big astonishment.

That was all for know!

Have a great day!

//edited by a tired Guttaperka

Excellent News!

I just found out that Microsoft is going to upgrade my OS (Windows 7 Beta) with...(wait for it)... the exact same files that I already have!

This sounds really good as it, most surely (unless I'm very unlucky), will fix my current errors. Hurrah!


Wish me luck everyone!

The Quality of the Linguist

I have to agree with what my friend erstwhile unto here has written. Skype is a programme for those who want to have their report of mental illness very soon, those who want to speed the process, so to say.

About the graphics of NetHack: it's far more developed than e.g. Hack, Hunt the Wumpus, etc. Also it sometimes is a little too demanding for my amiga machine. However, I don't recall that my beloved pussy would ever had been out of sight. I love to caress its smooth surface, it's not nice when it's been somewhere damp or slimy, though.

Also, for those of you who can't bear the perfect quality of my friend's posts, perhaps due to the extremely nice grammar and spelling, can visit other blogs such as http://matildamotvarlden.blogg.se/, or http://gredditt.blogg.se/. Alas, understanding of the Swedish language may be required.

// Guttaperka

Another unimportant post, like always.

When talking with some friends on skype today one of them, I won't mention your name Matilda, refused to turn of the sound on her chatting programme, so we had to listen to these very annoying sounds such as "drdrdrdrdr""biong""diong""kaplosch" and this is not so fun to listen to whilst doing something useful like playing nethack!

I just have to say this!! Nethack is one of the funniest games ever! Some people keep saying that the graphics are worthless, but they don't see what the game really is about, because they haven't tried it. Anywho, we, the writers in this blog, really find this game amusing and fun, espacially our outbursts like "NOOOOO!!! I died!!!!" or "someone killed my kitten" in the middle of our conversations.

A day at Guttaperka's

At first he was really nice to me, giving me water and such.












But suddenly I realised why he's called the Knight of Death! He started poking me without any particular reason!











He said he would kill momy too!!!!












But it came across he was only joking with my poor heart and the valiant part of his knighthood became apparent. He gave me some lemonade and cookies(!) for joining the dark side. As the picture shows I enjoyed myself rather much.

The arrival of Death's valient Knight

Aye, I have now arrived. 'Tis the beginning of a new era, at least the voices in my head told me so, I shall obey their command. As soon as I come up with anything worthwhile to write about I'll let you know, untill that: let me hear your wishes. Anything about literature, culture, human mind, philosophy et. al., or anything else.

I'm also known as Mr. Serious; there's going to be not even the slightest smile on thy face as thou readest my utterly serious drafts, nay, no mirth shall be beheld on thy lips. So be it, till the new era begins, and I actually start to write anything.

As of the words of my 'friend' here: don't believe him. I've got no style in writing, whatsoever - nor have I ever had.

Best regards from: Death's Valiant Knight

The begining of a new blog

Nowadays it seems like everybody has their own blogs, wondering what the fascinating thing about these blogs are I started my own to find out, hopefully my friend will join in soon. After his entrance the contents will change to the better because I'm not that great of a writer, at least thats what my plans are. He will help me fill this blog with as much irrelevant stuff as possible. You will also notice that his writing style is a little better than mine, so get ready to be entartained(, or not,) by us.
Now one might wonder why I will write about irrelevant stuff, the answer is easy. It's more fun to write about something that has absolutely nothing to do with anything than writing about things of importance.

That will be all for now, hopefully, I'll be back soon enough.

Oskkan - the "writer"