A hideous follow-up

What-ho, gentlemen! (and the nasty rest of you!)

Now, we better start explaining things, like why we haven't updated this blog, lest some of you start itching for pressing the trigger aimed at our heads at point-blanc range. Well, we are IB students, and therefore have less time to spare than the rest of you lot; I, for instance, have been *cough*studying*cough* quite hard, wherefore my time for writing witty, crappy, and utterly useless blogposts has decreased.

One of the things I actually have done is a study on the subject of speed wobbles with a longboard - utmost fascinating, I say! It seems if your legs aren't relaxed, and your body weight isn't close to the ground, you nicely end up soaring through the air - just like an eagle - which was what I did, all to get a detailed view on the phenomenon. I was quite content with my scientific piece of research until I unveiled the fact that it actually hurts, and that it keeps hurting; this experiment hinders my running business, can you believe it!

Anyway, I should now go back to reading that cheery 1984, and write that stuff on the amiable Holden fellow, may the luck smile upon him. And hey, look at the time! And I'm supposed to actually get up on the morrow! Well, then...

Pip-pip, says your

Always humble and

somewhat fatuous, aff

companion and

 fellow Guttaperka.